Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  


so this is something that really, really, really bugs me and i’ll probably get shit for “splitting hairs” but just

applying monosexuality to bisexuals’ current relationships.


i’m a bisexual woman in a relationship with a man, that doesn’t make it a heterosexual…